The ABCs Of "Orange Is The New Black"

Mild spoilers for Season 3. You've been warned.

A is for Amish.

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B is for Big House Bugle.

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Also bathtub and baby.

C is for Chicken.

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Also contraband, chapel.

D is for Drugs.

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Also Dandelion.

E is for Eyeliner.

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Also erotic fiction, early release.

F is for Flavour packets.

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G is for Gardening.

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H is for Hooch.

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I is for Illinois.

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J is for Jobs.

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K is for Kosher.

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L is for Litchfield.

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M is for Maxi Pads.

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Also Chang's mandarin stash, movie night.

N is for Norma's cult.

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O is for Outsider.

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P is for Panties.

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Also pee.

Q is for Queer love. <3

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R is for Admiral Rodcocker.

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S is for Safe place.

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Also screwdriver, SHU, and sideboob.

T is for Tunnel.

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Also tattoos.

U is for Uniforms.

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V is for Van.

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Also Sophia's vagina diagrams.

W is for Women, which this show is full of, unlike basically everything else on TV.

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X is for XXX sites, usually open on Caputo's computer.

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Y is for Yoda the cockroach.

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Z is for Zoo. Because Litchfield can get kinda crazy.

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