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23 Times Stassi Schroeder Perfectly Summed Up Being A Diva About Your Birthday

"It's my birthday, for the love of God, treat it like it's my birthday."

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1. When it's the week of your birthday and you're not going to wait to start the celebration.

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2. When someone is like "hey our birthdays are close do you wanna have a joint party?"

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Nope. That's my day. MINE.

3. When someone cuts you off while you're explaining your birthday plans.

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"Excuse me, who the fuck do you think you are??? This is important."

4. When you lay down the law ahead of time.

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5. When people are like "no but really, is your birthday really this big a deal to you?"

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6. When someone is like "hey what do you want for your birthday?"

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Literally if you knew me you wouldn't have to ask.

7. When someone is like "hey do you mind if I bring my new boyfriend?"

Do I want to meet him? Yes. Do I want you to steal my thunder by bringing a new person into our group? No. Not today.

8. When social etiquette dictates that you have to invite someone you're not fond of.

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"Fineeeee, they can come. But I'm not going to bother speaking to them, I'll be busy."

9. When one of your friends can't make it to your party for a perfectly valid reason.

I know it's not your fault, but also? How dare you have something more important than my birthday on.

10. When the big day is finally here.

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11. When you get ready for your party and you're really feeling your look.

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12. When you roll up to your birthday party and it's time to kick things off.

13. When people show up late and you're horrified.

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14. When someone rocks up to your party with a lot of emotional drama.

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I know we're BFFs but this is my day, so just deal with it bye xoxo.

15. When the attention isn't on you so you have to remind people that you're the star of this shindig.

16. When your friend is making a big deal about what they're going to eat or drink.

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I think you've forgotten that this day is about me, not about what you're going to eat for dinner????

17. When you have to wait for a drink and you shouldn't have to because it is YOUR. DAY.

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18. When everyone is giving you all the attention you deserve.

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This is how things are supposed to be.

19. When your friends are doin' right by you and lining up your drinks one after the other.

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20. When you upload tons of photos so everyone can see how much fun you're having on your birthday.

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21. When you have a friend at another party and you're determined to prove you're having more fun than them.

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22. When someone cracks a joke about how much of a diva you're being.

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"Hi. Is it your birthday? No? Shut the fuck up."

23. When someone tries to start shit at your party.

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Literally this isn't about any of you, fight on your own time.

24. And when you get sad because your birthday is over and you have to go home.

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