An Open Letter To The Slow Walkers Of The World

    WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

    HI THERE.

    I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH ALL YOU SLOW WALKERS OUT THERE.

    WHY DO YOU WALK SO SLOWLY?

    DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYWHERE TO BE??

    I HAVE PLACES TO BE, YOU KNOW.

    DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU?

    OR DO YOU REALISE BUT JUST DON'T CARE?!

    WHY DO YOU GO TO SUCH GREAT LENGTHS TO CUT ME OFF WHEN I'M WALKING QUICKLY?

    YOU KNOW IT MEANS THAT I GET TRAPPED BEHIND YOU, RIGHT???

    YOU KNOW IF YOU'D WAITED THREE SECONDS I WOULD'VE BEEN GONE AND YOU WOULD'VE BEEN FREE TO LEAD YOUR DUMB, SLOW-WALKING LIFE, RIGHT??????

    ARE YOU TROLLING?

    DO YOU WANT ME TO STEP ON YOUR ANKLES??

    I'LL DO IT!

    REALLY IT IS JUST DISRESPECTFUL.

    WALK FASTER OR GET OUT OF MY WAY, BITCHES.

    BYE.