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An Open Letter To The Slow Walkers Of The World

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

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HI THERE.

ABC Family

I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH ALL YOU SLOW WALKERS OUT THERE.

FX

WHY DO YOU WALK SO SLOWLY?

DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYWHERE TO BE??

I HAVE PLACES TO BE, YOU KNOW.

Bravo Networks

DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU?

Lifetime

OR DO YOU REALISE BUT JUST DON'T CARE?!

WHY DO YOU GO TO SUCH GREAT LENGTHS TO CUT ME OFF WHEN I'M WALKING QUICKLY?

YOU KNOW IT MEANS THAT I GET TRAPPED BEHIND YOU, RIGHT???

MTV

YOU KNOW IF YOU'D WAITED THREE SECONDS I WOULD'VE BEEN GONE AND YOU WOULD'VE BEEN FREE TO LEAD YOUR DUMB, SLOW-WALKING LIFE, RIGHT??????

Columbia Pictures

ARE YOU TROLLING?

FOX

DO YOU WANT ME TO STEP ON YOUR ANKLES??

ABC

I'LL DO IT!

NBC

REALLY IT IS JUST DISRESPECTFUL.

Bravo Networks

WALK FASTER OR GET OUT OF MY WAY, BITCHES.

Bravo Networks

BYE.

Bravo Networks