1. When she knew what it would take to get through a trip to IKEA.
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"Mom and I pre-drinking before ikea. This seems like a good idea."
2. When she was horrified by this atrocity.
WHAT KIND OF GOD DAMNED MONSTER THINKS THIS IS OKAY
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WHAT KIND OF GOD DAMNED MONSTER THINKS THIS IS OKAY
5:15 AM - 30 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
3. When she called Laney out for missing the point in She's All That.
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"Jesus Christ, Laney."
4. When she was mortified by having to correct a typo on the word "typo."
Oh my god I have to correct the word typo* now
Oh my god I have to correct the word typo* now
7:53 AM - 10 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5. When she knew what was coming and gave no fucks.
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"yeah you're gonna photoshop this."
6. When she was jealous for this entirely valid reason.
I will never stop feeling jealousy when I see someone with just their first name as their twitter handle
I will never stop feeling jealousy when I see someone with just their first name as their twitter handle
3:51 AM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7. When she offered cooking tips to "lazy trashbags."
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"Making racks of lamb brings me to a happy place. One of my favorite things to do. It is painfully easy and so effing tasty. Rub with a shit ton of oil chopped garlic, pepper, rosemary and a litttttle bit of light soy sauce (don't need soy but I love it) - let it sit in your fridge for a few hours and cool how you want! I will do a light sear in a hot cast iron pan on the stove top, all sides, then toss in a 400 degree oven til it's where I want it (I like it rarrrrrre) OHHH baby. Please make lamb more, people. It makes you seem fancy when you're really just a lazy trashbag xx"
8. When she wondered if the grass really was greener on the other side.
Can someone with a butt tell me what it's like to have one? Preferably the cons?
Can someone with a butt tell me what it's like to have one? Preferably the cons?
7:10 AM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
9. When she was exasperated while cooking.
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"fuuuuuuck cake."
10. When she offered this great advice:
I think a good rule of thumb is to never play "fuck/marry/kill" between other couples you are currently sitting with.
I think a good rule of thumb is to never play "fuck/marry/kill" between other couples you are currently sitting with.
4:36 AM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11. When she knew that the point of Scattergories was having fun, rather than winning.
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"Clearly I am losing scattergories."
12. When she proved that she was just like us.
I came to Rome to watch real housewives of orange county
I came to Rome to watch real housewives of orange county
4:40 AM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13. When she knew how lucky she was and how jealous we all are of her relationship with John Legend.
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"my husband got me half-birthday flowers. yes I die."
14. When she tweeted this #realtalk:
Forever Young makes me emotional. There is no joke to this.
Forever Young makes me emotional. There is no joke to this.
1:29 PM - 21 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15. When she created a new dance move:
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"#WRISTING"
16. When she revealed this fun fact:
I memorized Josie's grand prom speech when "never been kissed" came out. Yikes.
I memorized Josie's grand prom speech when "never been kissed" came out. Yikes.
3:16 AM - 22 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. When she was totally real about "candid" Instagram shots.
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""let's take a candid!" @jenatkinhair @lauren_andersen."
18. When she wasn't sure how to react.
I don't know how to feel when you tell me you love my drunk tweeting when I'm not drunk
I don't know how to feel when you tell me you love my drunk tweeting when I'm not drunk
12:17 PM - 21 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19. When she found her future child's name.
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"Bechamel. Future baby name."
20. When she was excited for the future.
I'm not sure my body has ever ingested a superfood I am excited for the powers that are to come
I'm not sure my body has ever ingested a superfood I am excited for the powers that are to come
11:22 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21. When she revealed this fact:
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"Fact time! Iceland is cold."
22. When she watched the Brittany Murphy Lifetime movie and had this to say about it:
This is the greatest movie ever filmed
This is the greatest movie ever filmed
9:27 PM - 13 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
23. When she said what everyone was thinking about Jim Marchese from Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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"#likeable."
24. When she shipped Bey and Jay Z:
Thank you Beyoncé for making marriage seem cool it's the only reason I said yes
Thank you Beyoncé for making marriage seem cool it's the only reason I said yes
12:08 PM - 21 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
25. Like really shipped them.
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"Beyoncejay #tears"
26. When she wondered what it was like to have rhythm.
What is it like to be able to dance help me understand
What is it like to be able to dance help me understand
11:42 AM - 21 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
27. ... Even though she obviously has tons of rhythm:
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"I have so many talents it could kill you."
28. When she tweeted this side-eye worthy moment:
There is always that person in the security line frantically asking what time your flight is AKA they want to cutsies
There is always that person in the security line frantically asking what time your flight is AKA they want to cutsies
7:12 PM - 25 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
29. When she needed a little extra pick me up in the morning.
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"Wake up! Shooting with @chaneliman and @lachapelleland woohoo dance party time!"
30. When she sort of sounded like she wanted the steak and eggs.
Shit room service just got here at the same time my sister is going into labor QUICK STEAK AND EGGS OR BABY?? BABY RIGHT??
Shit room service just got here at the same time my sister is going into labor QUICK STEAK AND EGGS OR BABY?? BABY RIGHT??
3:10 AM - 07 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
31. When she hoarded memories from her past, just like us.
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"Doing some heavy cleaning around the house. Can't bring myself to throw out this swimsuit top from my first shoot ever where even my agency couldn't spell my name."
32. When she revealed this #protip:
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
3:51 AM - 31 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
33. When she was just genuinely having a great time.
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"We are at Andrea Bocelli's house. I don't know how to make that snarky this is amazing."
34. When she stood up for her beliefs and was #unapologetic about it:
i have not been hacked i am just TIRED OF NUTELLA AND AM PROUD TO BE AMONG THE FIRST #NUTELLATRUTHERS
i have not been hacked i am just TIRED OF NUTELLA AND AM PROUD TO BE AMONG THE FIRST #NUTELLATRUTHERS
11:19 AM - 30 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Her belief:
nutella is shit
35. When she trolled us all:
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"Empire State Building, given to the US from Italy in 1996."
36. When she made this casual threat:
If you're going to talk shit to me on Instagram be sure to make your profile private because I will use ALL your dumb ass posts against you.
If you're going to talk shit to me on Instagram be sure to make your profile private because I will use ALL your dumb ass posts against you.
3:43 PM - 19 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
37. When she was totally casual.
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"being casual with @jiggidtyjen (ps if you want to meet her go to Laduree in soho anytime she will be in the patio)."
38. When she saw this pizza cake and was like "Been there, done that."
It existed when I ordered 4 pizzas RT “@YourFoodPorn: Pizza Cake. Heaven does exist. ”
It existed when I ordered 4 pizzas RT “@YourFoodPorn: Pizza Cake. Heaven does exist. ”
12:00 PM - 30 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
39. When you really couldn't unsee it.
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"now that I tell you it looks like I don't have a left eye, you cannot unsee it."
40. When she got it.
Never realized how inappropriate/annoying the question "so when are YOU having a baby!?" was until I was on the receiving end
Never realized how inappropriate/annoying the question "so when are YOU having a baby!?" was until I was on the receiving end
3:36 AM - 09 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
41. When she sort of got it.
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"bae whatever that is."
42. And when she got on board with #POTATOWEEK:
I don't mean to be a hipster but I celebrate potato week all year so you are lame
I don't mean to be a hipster but I celebrate potato week all year so you are lame
6:42 AM - 10 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
