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13 Stages You Go Through When You Can't Access Drake's New Mixtape

WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME?!

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1. So you're having a great day, just chilling online, scrolling through Twitter...

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2. ...and then you see it. Drake just dropped a new mixtape.

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WHY THE FUCK AM I IN LINE FOR 50 SHADES WHEN DRAKE JUST DROPPED HIS ALBUM

Ira III, Part 1@irathethirdFollow

WHY THE FUCK AM I IN LINE FOR 50 SHADES WHEN DRAKE JUST DROPPED HIS ALBUM

3:15 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Drake right now:

4. Your thumbs can't move fast enough. You open the iTunes store, scrambling to type the words in.

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5. But alas, there are no new search results!

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6. Meanwhile, your American friends are all:

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is this a ginuwine sample on "madonna"? #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate

Krystie Lee Yandoli@KrystieLYandoliFollow

is this a ginuwine sample on "madonna"? #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate

3:51 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

this flow on "know yourself" is gonna make me break my neck #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate

Krystie Lee Yandoli@KrystieLYandoliFollow

this flow on "know yourself" is gonna make me break my neck #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate

3:42 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

my ex said "where you movin?" i said "on to better things" LOL #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate

Krystie Lee Yandoli@KrystieLYandoliFollow

my ex said "where you movin?" i said "on to better things" LOL #ifyourereadingthisitstoolate

3:36 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. And you're just sitting in your country, watching it all happen, right before your eyes:

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8. "It has to be SOMEWHERE online!" you think to yourself, throwing yourself into the deep end of the internet, where all the most questionable links are.

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9. SUCCESS! You find a link, and it works!

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10. You begin listening to it immediately, and it is MIND BLOWING.

11. And then, before you even realise what you had, it's gone. Vanished. Without a trace.

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12. You're left with no options, watching the tweets roll in. Waiting.

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13. And it is the worst.

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Thanks, Drake. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.