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    17 Pieces Of Bizarre Life Advice From Dolly Magazine In The '90s

    How to dump your boyfriend: Pick your nose and wipe it on him.

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    1. Use cultural appropriation to get the boys.

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    2. And make sure your appropriation is ~authentic~, with saris, bindis, and body glitter.

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    3. Get exotic with "ethnic dressing".

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    ...problematic.

    4. When you're done "ethnic dressing", play cowboys and indians.

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    5. Catching a boy is a lot like catching a bug.

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    Because they're easy to catch but it's all about how you look after them.

    6. Follow these very specific instructions.

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    7. Try one of these 15 fast ways to dump your boyfriend.

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    "Tell him that going out with him made you realise you don't like boys, so you're becoming a lesbian."

    8. Get back at your ex with rumours, superglue and elaborate revenge schemes involving week-old prawns.

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    From Dolly's "revenge expert".

    9. Lose weight or you'll have a crap summer.

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    10. AVOID BUTTONS!

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    Buttons = social suicide.

    11. ...unless the button is on a cardigan, winter's newest essential, that is!

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    ...because some rules are made to be broken, right?!

    12. Cargo + pockets = fashion goals.

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    13. Match your beanie to your poncho.

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    14. There's no such thing as too much floral.

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    15. Add some pizazz to your wardrobe with crochet.

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    16. Body glitter and a handkerchief top is an A+ summer look.

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    17. And finally, "always smell as luscious as a rose petal dress."

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