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I’m a surgeon - I’ve had to pull A LOT of stuff out of people’s orifices. From toothpicks to cucumber to vibrators. But my most memorable was probably a patient who told us someone put something up there and he didn’t know what it was. it looked very nondescript on the x-ray. I was…Â
When I was a general surgery resident in Las Vegas I saw a lot of crazy stuff. Two things in particular come to mind.
First: a guy claims to have been hooking up with a girl who for some reason wrapped barbed wire around the base of his penis. He was sent by helicopter from another…Â
"I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do, with a gun rack??"
We're both female, just in case anyone was wondering...
I gave up being lazy and feeling sorry for myself. Before I lost weight I would just think it was too hard and I'm big anyway so I might as well just eat that third piece of pizza or that piece of cake. Now I ask myself if it's worth it, and I force myself to get off my butt and work…Â
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