1. I *hate* clichés.
2. I've wanted to work for BuzzFeed for, like, ages.
3. I will happily crush all opposition.
4. I need to get a job.
5. Cameron from Modern Family is my spirit animal.
6. Ms Beyoncé Knowles is my queen.
7. (Though I love the Queen too).
8. I'm in love with Darren Criss.
9. Seriously though, I'm so poor.
10. And, I figure, working at BuzzFeed would just about be the best way to stop being poor.
11. Sometimes I spend more time talking to people on social media than I do in real life.
12. I really am in love with Darren Criss. (Hoping this is a plus?)
13. I really like writing (and sometimes I'm quite good at it).
14. I would totally be team UK for BuzzFeed.
15. I really reeeeally want to be a part of a news and entertainment company that I actually enjoy reading.
16. I'm, like, totally a huge fan.
17. I'd be totes emosh if you hired me.
18. Isn't he just perfect?
19. Pllllleeeeeease let me work for you? KThanxBye
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