Blink182Fan

Gotta say Marlena’s possession story was a great childhood memory for me... That actually explains a lot.

A friend of my husband was getting married to the absolute dumbest human I’ve ever met (my first name is the same as her middle name - common question of spelling one way vs the other - she told me she didn’t know how her middle name was spelled and she had to ask her mom - she was… Read More

Armageddon gets me every time. Saw it in theaters then at the drive in... dad knew something was up when mom and I were sobbing during the opening credits. “Oh this will end well I can tell!”

Here’s a silly one - groom’s name spelled wrong on marriage license. Are they even legally married???

Gotta be honest I feel a little attacked and exposed right now... Literally every one of these every day. I don’t know if I’m winning at life or slowly descending into madness. I mean either way it’s a hoot.

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Glad you’re both fine and dear god that’s hysterical.... when I was born my mom had a csection and sent dad with me while they put her back together - he told anyone who would listen he followed me from “womb to room”. Thirty odd years later he still says this...

And sadly I didn’t get an epidural so when I woke up I was signing “help me” (I hadn’t used ASL in multiple decades) and asked if I was dead because “anything that hurts this bad I must be in hell”.

I had a crash c-section due to massively high blood pressure among other things. He was ten weeks early. They gave me stadol (which dear god do NOT let them give this to you - you feel stupidly floppy and hallucinate terribly) and I looked at someone in the room and said to turn off… Read More

I don’t think they should be ashamed but maybe let your neighbors know so the cops don’t get called?