1. The Assister
Did the ref miss a call? Not a problem. This dad is here to help, uhh, politely correct his mistakes.
NOTABLE QUOTABLE: “Hey Ref! [Expletive] [Expletive] you [Expletive] can [Expletive] in [Expletive] [Expletive] [Expletive] [Expletive] [Expletive].”
5. The “I Used To Be Pretty Good Myself” Dad
Nice job hitting the game-winning shot. Back in his day, this dad hit like 30 game-winning shots… in the snow… with no arms or legs.
NOTABLE QUOTABLE: “Son, you remind me of a smaller, less talented version of myself.”
6. The “I Taught You Everything You Know” Dad
Success is a journey, not a destination… just remember who drove you to success town: DAD.
NOTABLE QUOTABLE: “Good thing I taught you how to walk so you could score 100 points today. You’re welcome.”
9. The Papa-Razzi
Sure you missed that free throw with :02 left to tie the game because the flash from his camera went off in your face. Look on the bright side: At least he left the lens cap on.
NOTABLE QUOTABLE: “Look at all the great shots your dad had tonight.”