Starburned

My Halloween plans are to have a beer, toast some pumpkin seeds, then sit outside with a book and hand out candy. My day would be a lot more exciting if I were actually 5-10 but, alas, I'm 23.

I don't know that I've ever come across Rt. 11 Chesapeake Crab Potato Chips. I live in NOVA and have been all around Virginia. I was surprised the answer wasn't peanuts.

Sam's actually my ex-girlfriend's name. We're both very happy with our current girlfriends, so no thanks.

Sorry, my girlfriend isn't named Marcus.

I always wanted the same snack before Kindergarten: tea with milk and a slice of sharp cheddar. Sometimes I'd dunk the cheese in the tea. I also really liked dry pasta and would eat tomatoes and onions like they were apples.

All of his negative characteristics, his impatience, rudeness, and controlling tendencies were all brought to the surface, while the core of Bones' character was changed to make her into the perfect wife and mother. The story (and characters) became progressively messier and less… Read More

Bones. I loved the first few seasons. Bones was a badass anthropologist with an interesting and dynamic cast of friends and coworkers. Her complicated relationship with her FBI partner added to the heart and humor of the show. But as their friendship progressed into romance, the writers… Read More

That a person with an intact hymen is always a virgin and vice versa. It's a misconception I see again and again in television and movies.

"Yes, Kelsey, we know how much you love the gays." Said to me by much uncle, when I was maybe 16 (years before I came out), when I defended same-sex couples who wanted to have church weddings.

Strawberry Apocalypse consisted of my best friend and I in middle school. She played the flute, piano, and violin. I played the piano, poorly. We never performed, but we're still best friends nearly a decade later.