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Anna Kendrick's Surprisingly Funny Twitter Account

If you aren't following the Oscar nominated actress and star of Pitch Perfect, then you are missing out.

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If I could make one wish for the world it would be that "door close" buttons in elevators were actually functional. #ThenWorldPeaceIGuess

If I could make one wish for the world it would be that "door close" buttons in elevators were actually functional. #ThenWorldPeaceIGuess-- Anna Kendrick

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An outbreak of syphilis in the porn community has halted production nationwide? What the hell am I going to watch for the next week?

An outbreak of syphilis in the porn community has halted production nationwide? What the hell am I going to watch for the next week?-- Anna Kendrick

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I literally had to imagine I had a penis to get through it.

I literally had to imagine I had a penis to get through it.-- Anna Kendrick

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Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"

Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"-- Anna Kendrick

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Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit?

Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit?-- Anna Kendrick

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Tried to feed a seagull yesterday. I thought if I played it cool it would eat out of my hand. Also, I am dumb sometimes http://t.co/bQEsW2rk

Tried to feed a seagull yesterday. I thought if I played it cool it would eat out of my hand. Also, I am dumb sometimes http://t.co/bQEsW2rk-- Anna Kendrick

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There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?

There r few things in this world as perversely satisfying as popping zits, but Ive thought of one. Ripping off false lashes, amirite ladies?-- Anna Kendrick

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Nobody gets me.-- Anna Kendrick

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The phrase "Craigslist Killer" is trending... is this about a movie? Or my old roommate?

The phrase "Craigslist Killer" is trending... is this about a movie? Or my old roommate?-- Anna Kendrick

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