A Lesson In Showering By Adrien Brody

    Here's a hint: have your girlfriend do all the work. (The couple was recently spotted getting handsy on a yacht in the South of France.)

    Have her check the water temperature

    Make sure she starts with your back

    Have her work the neck

    Make sure she really works out the tension

    Slowly move down the back

    Then work her way around to the front

    Really get in there

    Oh, that's better

    Don't forget the tush

    Time to rinse

    Make sure she pats you dry

    Don't forget the lotion

    And... time to get dirty again