1.
"Oh, look it's my junk!"
2.
"He's got a big candy cane"
4.
"This lord's a-leaping"
8.
"He's too big to fit underneath your tree"
9.
"He's ready for his cork to pop"
11.
"Oh these oven mitts feel funny on my junk!"
14.
"He's down on his knees for you"
15.
"He wants you for Christmas"
18.
"He's covered in powder cause he's so excited"
19.
"Come and lick his lollipop"
21.
"He's got a big (Adam's) apple"
24.
"He has a soft spot for you"