Eating anything and everything I want.Winning every costume party award that exists.Messing up other people's lives, and getting away with it.Getting my way all the time, everyday, forever.Building a strong family and shit.Being a straight-up king boss.
Trick-or-Treating.Bossing people around.Eating. Duh.Scaring people.Sleeping for a long-ass time.Raising hell.
"Freaks Come Out At Night" by Whodini."Like A Boss" by The Lonely Island."Super Size Me" by Toothpick."Master of the House" from Les Misérables."(You're The) Devil in Disguise" by Elvis Presley."Trick Or Treat Or Die" by The Key of Awesome.
Which "Goosebumps" Monster Are You?
You're quite the prankster and love getting other people in trouble for shit you did. You also love people to serve you and demand to be treated like a king. Your ringtone is probably "Like A Boss" by The Lonely Island. You're sarcastic to a fault and just plain rude.
Sleeping is your thing, and you do it quite well. You're always insanely "hangry" (for blood, obvs) once you wake up, and will stop at nothing to satiate that hunger. You're also family-centered, and sorta hot, for an older dude.
You love being creepy and just hovering around people. You're quite demanding, and prefer shouting over talking. You love Halloween and trick-or-treating, with your catchphrase being "MORE HOUSES." If you don't get your way, the world better look out.
You love wreaking havoc on your neighbors, destroying anything you see. You don't respect other people's property and think you can get away with anything. You're a night owl, preferring to sleep during the day. You hate children and would gladly eradicate them from the planet.
You're super clingy to people, never wanting to be alone. However, you love scaring everyone you meet, so it's pretty hard to make friends. Costume parties are your favorite kind of parties, and you always win for "Scariest Costume."
Your favorite color is green, and eating is your life. Seriously, you'll eat anything you see. You're also into magic and spells. You were one of those kids who was a shrimp, until that one summer you started growing. And growing. And growing.