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    35 Memorable Lines From "Drake And Josh"

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    1. A classic.

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    2. Drake's geography lesson.

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    3. Helen's childhood acting catch phrase.

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    Mom: "Take out the trash, please."

    You: " THAT IS NOT MY JOB!"

    *Smack*

    4. The definition of chowder.

    5. This totally legit note.

    6. The foam finger fiasco.

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    7. Uh, whatever the hell this was.

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    Oh, Crazy Steve...

    8. THIS.

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    AND THIS.

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    9. One word that said it all.

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    10. Megan's retort.

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    You know, she has a point.

    11. This chick.

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    She's the one who didn't like green gummy bears. STUPID.

    12. When Drake spoke the truth.

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    13. The "Theater Thug" episode.

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    14. Astronaut Josh Nichols.

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    My question is where did he even find that cardboard cutout?

    15. The sassy delivery man.

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    I pretty much say this on a regular basis.

    16. When Josh attempted football.

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    17. Liar vs. Truther.

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    Arguably one of the show's best lines.

    18. Helen and Josh's work relationship.

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    We've all been there, Josh.

    19. EMPHASIS!

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    20. When Drake threw shade.

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    21. This wild story.

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    I still wanna know how this ends.

    22. This moment from the pilot episode.

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    23. The time Crazy Steve actually made sense.

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    24. Josh's tragic realization.

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    Same.

    25. Drake's badass weapon.

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    26. Josh's mustache.

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    27. The time Papa Nichols went berserk.

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    28. Walter's life lesson.

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    Mkay.

    29. The secret salsa ingredient.

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    We're just...we're not even gonna go there.

    30. The time Josh took his life into his own hands.

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    You never eat Crazy Steve's enchilada. NEVER.

    31. The Sass Master 5000.

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    32. Apologies aren't the end all, cure all.

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    My mom quotes this line a little too often.

    33. When Drake learned a new word.

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    *Facepalm*

    34. The magic of the Game Sphere.

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    Oh, how you wished this was real.

    Also, someone made this fake Valentine's Day card.

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    WIN.

    35. And finally, this.

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