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16 Thoughts Santa Claus Had During "Silent Night, Deadly Night"

Fa la la la...death. A little NSFW.

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Many people think Santa Claus is this happy-go-lucky dude. NOPE.

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Better listen to Grandpa here, kids.

1. "Dumb-ass snowman. My grandmother could've made a better one."

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2. "I was a pro at Duck Hunt."

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3. "Bitch, put on some clothes. It's the middle of winter!"

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4. "For the last time, ornaments go on after Christmas lights!"

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5. "No sledding after midnight! City ordinance."

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6. "Hey, tell me if this shatter-proof glass really works."

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7. "I was top in my class at the Academy."

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8. "I'm now framing you for murder. HAVE FUN IN THE SLAMMER."

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9. "I fucking hate kids."

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10. "I always thought this deer needed some decoration."

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11. "Nothing to see here."

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12. "Way to leave witnesses, asshole."

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13. "Hold on a sec. You've got a bug on your neck."

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14. "LOL. I have no idea what I'm even doing."

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15. "Eh, I didn't like those boxes anyway."

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16. "Finally! This kid gets it."

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