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    Oct 2, 2014

    14 Types Of Bad Pickup Lines As Told By "Horrible Bosses"

    Yeah, good luck with these.

    1. "The Name Caller"

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    *Slaps face and walks away*

    2. "The Bragger"

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    Wait, green? Not black?

    3. "The Singing Introduction"

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    Although, if your name isn't Stacey, then why do they call you that?

    4. "The Direct Approach"

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    Subtlety isn't your forte.

    5. "The Sharer"

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    Again, subtlety.

    6. "The Hard To Get"

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    Yep, she totally wants me.

    7. "The Name Caller Mixed With Creepy-Ass Threat"

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    Umm, bro? Not cool. I own myself, thanks.

    8. "The Detailer"

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    TMI, man. TMI.

    9. "The Pretend Like We Were Supposed To Meet Up"

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    Uh, who are you?

    10. "The Hey, Remember Me?"

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    No, probably because MY DAD JUST DIED.

    11. "The Pep Talk"

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    Okay, I guess?

    12. "The Dreamer"

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    Well, we all want things.

    13. "The Demander"

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    Wait, what?

    14. And finally, "The No Words Needed"

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    Yeeeeeeah, I'm gonna need you to stop that.

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