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We Know Your Darkest Secret

Don't bother lying to us.

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  1. Buena Vista Television
    Since I was a kid
    Since I was a kid
    Since high school
    Since high school
    Since college
    Since college
    None of your damn business
    None of your damn business
    Not a clue
    Buena Vista Television
    Not a clue
    Buena Vista Television
    YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, MUHAHAHA
    Disney
    YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, MUHAHAHA
    Disney
  2. ABC Family
    School
    Nickelodeon
    School
    Nickelodeon
    Love
    Nickelodeon
    Love
    Nickelodeon
    My body
    Warner Bros. Pictures
    My body
    Warner Bros. Pictures
    Criminal activity
    NBC
    Criminal activity
    NBC
    Friends or family
    Warner Bros. Television Distribution
    Friends or family
    Warner Bros. Television Distribution
    Food
    Warner Bros. Pictures
    Food
    Warner Bros. Pictures
  3. BBC
    Thinkstock
    Thinkstock
  4. Bravo
    <i>Keeping Up with the Kardashians</i>
    E!
    Keeping Up with the Kardashians
    E!
    <i>Dance Moms</i>
    Lifetime
    Dance Moms
    Lifetime
    <i>Jersey Shore</i>
    MTV
    Jersey Shore
    MTV
    <i>The Real Housewives of Atlanta</i>
    Bravo
    The Real Housewives of Atlanta
    Bravo
    <i>America's Next Top Model</i>
    The CW
    America's Next Top Model
    The CW
    Dafuq? I don't watch this crap.
    Thinkstock
    Dafuq? I don't watch this crap.
    Thinkstock
  5. Orion Pictures
    Punch them in the face, because reasons.
    Punch them in the face, because reasons.
    Yell at them that they're full of crap.
    Yell at them that they're full of crap.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Sob uncontrollably.
    Sob uncontrollably.
    Calmly ask them how they know.
    Thinkstock
    Calmly ask them how they know.
    Thinkstock
    Smash things.
    20th Century Fox
    Smash things.
    20th Century Fox
  6. Lifetime
    Thinkstock
    Thinkstock
  7. 20th Century Fox
    NBC
    NBC
    NBC
    NBC
    Sony Pictures Television Distribution
    Sony Pictures Television Distribution
    Disney
    Disney
    Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
    Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
    CBS
    CBS

We Know Your Darkest Secret

You got: Adding extra words in white text to your essay to make it reach the word count

You cracked the college code! First, cheating is wrong. Second, this is borderline genius, so hats off to you. However, your university has been notified. Bummer you're not gonna graduate anymore. Serves you right!

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You got: Bumping into things and apologizing

We see you, and can totally relate to your pain. It's better to just accept who you are as a person, and move on. Besides, when the machines take over, they'll remember your politeness.

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You got: Lying to your workout app

You did NOT run those three miles, and we saw you eat that entire bag of Oreos. But you know what, who cares? You do you. Live your life! But just know, you may have your workout app fooled, but not us!

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You got: Being the sole reason Leo hasn't won an Oscar

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. Just... how... why?! He's an extremely talented actor, and deserves a damn Oscar already! Quit paying off the Academy to snub him — enough is enough!

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You got: Farting and walking away

There are comic book villains, such as the Joker and Lex Luthor, and then there's you. Shame on you for this outrageous behavior. What's worse, when you leave, people will quickly blame some other poor sap who just happened to be nearby when you let 'er rip. Not cool, dude. Not. Cool.

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You got: Actually let the dogs out

Yes, you are definitely the culprit behind Baha Men's famous question. Why did you do it? Did someone offer you money? Did you just want to create anarchy? Was that it? It was, wasn't it. Don't lie. The cops are coming for you soon. RUN, BRO.

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