1. That time it told me that cute little otters rape baby seals to death
2. That time I found out that Santa was green and Coca-Cola made him red
3. That time I was reading articles on the National Geographic website and found out vanilla ice cream is made from beaver butts
4. That time I read online that Mark Consuelos got married
5. That time I stumbled upon a review of the Dexter finale before I'd watched it and I just couldn't stop myself reading and then I knew everything that had happened and it was all ruined for me.
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