1. Use Status Shuffle blogsession.co.uk / Via blogsession.co.uk Status Shuffle is a special tool for special people who want to say funny or insightful things on Facebook but who have only three brain cells and cannot think these things up for themselves.Unfortunately, the output from status shuffle is little more than grammatically questionable rubbish. 2. Like Their Own Facebook Status tumblr.com / Via 9gag.com Liking your own status is, to quote a great post on 9gag, like "licking your own balls."Don't do it. At least not publicly. 3. Change Their Relationship Status Daily a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net / Via Facebook: I-Hate-It-When-People-Change-Their-Relationship-Status-Like-Every-Day Unless you're actually changing partners every single day (in which case you have a whole new problem) then you really don't need to change your relationship status every single day.When you from 'single' to 'engaged' to 'it's complicated,' to 'single' again within 4 days (of course simultaneously updating your Facebook status to abominable emo lyrics about loving someone so much you loathe them and want to poke things in your eyes) it grows old. Very quickly. 4. Share Images Like This a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net "If you hate cancer, share this.""If you love your daughter, share this."Seriously? Nobody loves cancer and nobody hates their daughters! We don't need to spam Facebook to make that clear. 5. Post About Quitting Facebook - Every Single Week d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net If you really want to leave, then please do so quietly.Nobody cares anyway. That's why you're leaving, isn't it?