1. When Plankton said what we all thought after high school graduation:

2. When you try to think of something clever or interesting to fill the awkward silence:

3. When you get into one argument with a friend and both of you overreact:

4. When the direct deposit hits:

5. When the late-night cravings hit:
6. When Uber and Lyft prices surge right when you're about to leave:

7. *Hits the snooze button 10 times*
8. When you see your credit card bill:

9. *Reads The Communist Manifesto once*
10. And finally, when you stare at a selfie for too long and begin to question everything:
