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"November 1st is in like FOREVER"- naive summer chilled-out you
"Eh who's nervous? I've got so much time!"- Late September you
AND THEN IT HIT YOU.
Its LATE OCTOBER your Early Decision/ Early Action application is due in <6 days
YOU STILL HAVE TO FINISH (WRITE) YOUR COMMON APP ESSAY
AND WRITE ALL YOUR SUPPLEMENTS FOR ED OR EA SCHOOLS
AND TAKE LAST MINUTE SAT'S/ACT'S/SUBJECT TESTS
AND FINISH INPUTTING LIKE A BAZILLION ANSWERS INTO THE COMMON APP ABOUT DUMB STUFF NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYWAY
FOR THE SEVENTH TIME, NO MEMBER OF MY FAMILY IS/WAS/OR IS PLANNING ON BEING IN THE IN THE MILITARY
AND NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN
But don't worry- you will have that friend who finished her application a month ago *judging you*
There's a special place in hell for you my dear dear friend
Oh, and avoid all contact with anyone in your extended family, or anyone you ever met really
Because they WILL ask you where you are applying to college
So you can either walk around like this for the next 2 weeks...
Or like this...
But either way your application will (probably) get sent in
and then perhaps you can finally take a beat and relax
Because honestly who even cares where you end up at this point
like at all
And if they don't accept you...
They can go jump in a lake
Cus like my girl B says:
If you like it then you should have put a ring (acceptance letter) on it
Because when you win your first nobel peace prize...
They're the ones who'll be crying
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