As expected, Sonam Kapoor’s red carpet appearances at the ongoing Cannes Film Festival have been nothing short of stunning. The constant flawlessness of her gowns and trains has been downright regal...
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Which raises a few questions. Sonam doesn’t have comically long arms to fix the train herself. She also didn’t squat-fix-walk-repeat her way down every red carpet...
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So how was she NOT ONCE spotted with a compromised gown train?
Meet Watchful Protector of Sonam's Trains*.
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*I don't know his real name.
This mystery man swore allegiance to the constant neatness of Sonam's spreads.
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He swooped in unannounced and without fanfare every time Kapoor's capes required it.
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Like a tablecloth or a bedspread in a loving parent's hands...
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Not once did he falter.
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His unwavering determination to make Sonam look like Yaaass Queen was awe-inspiring.
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While Sonam walked the red carpet like a goddess...
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Our MVP here followed her around, never allowing a wrinkle in the vision.
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Even if it meant lurking on the margins of the red carpet...
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Or sitting there like a soldier, waiting for his call to action.
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Or awkwardly photo-bombing some potentially stunning pictures.
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He did all that and much more.
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Carry on, you sharply dressed man who is way too attractive to be working as an official train-carrier.
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And thank you, because she could not have done it without your assistance and I bet she knows it too.
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