1. When you've been waiting for a rick for over 20 minutes and one finally arrives but they reject you and you stand there, abandoned.
2. When you reach into your bag and realise you forgot your wallet.
3. When you put your phone on charge and realise much later than you never switched it on.
4. When you've got a popcorn shell stuck in your teeth and you can't get it with your tongue.
5. When you heat your food, bring it in front of your laptop, press play on the show you cued up, take a bite and realise that the microwave half-assed at heating the whole thing.
6. When you push a pull door.
7. When you forget to watch over your chai on the stove so it boils and spills right out and now you've lost your chai.
8. When a song gets stuck in your head but you can't remember all the lyrics so you just keep repeating the three words you know on loop, like a mega dumbfuck.
9. When your earphones get tangled up.
10. When you soil dry tissue paper with your wet hands and the whole thing is a mess
11. When you go to a public toilet and there's no hook for your bag to hang on.
12. When you excitedly show a friend a hilarious video and they keep talking all over it.
13. When you're telling a joke and some asshole spoils it by blabbering the punchline too soon.
14. When you're trying to work in peace but your dumbass colleague is chewing like a heathen right next to you.
15. When you step out of your house wearing a jumpsuit and you immediately have to pee.
16. When you ram your toe into the corner of your bed and chip a nail.
17. When you try to remove a sticker from plastic but don't get it all out at once.
18. When you accidentally like someone's old-ass Instagram post.
19. When you can't insert the USB cable right on first attempt.
20. When you open your laptop at work and last night's embarrassing soundtrack starts playing and you can't shut it off immediately.
21. When you're walking by a door and your sleeve gets caught on the handle.
22. When someone is walking right behind you and they step on your foot and make your shoe slip out.
23. When you dunk a Parle-G into your chai and it drowns.
24. And when you get to the bottom of the chai cup and the sodden Parle-G makes a guest appearance.
25. When you're at a crucial scene in your TV show and it decides to buffer.
26. When you reach for an appointment right on time and the other person texts you about them running late.
27. When you have a mouthful of food and someone tries to strike up a conversation with you.
28. When you're getting ready to go out and your friend keeps sassing you for taking too long.
29. When you step out looking fly and a gust of wind blows your hair right onto your lipstick.
30. When you step on water while wearing socks.
31. When you tell a story and some late lateef shows up demanding another retelling so you have to start all over.
32. When you're trying to talk to a group of people and someone else says the exact same thing you'd been gearing up to say this whole time.
33. When you tear a toilet paper roll and it touches the wet floor.
34. When you get on an escalator and the people in front of you don't stand on the right so they just cause a traffic jam.
35. When the person ahead of you at the food counter doesn't know what they want and take their sweet time to decide.
36. When you try to read a news article and the website wants you to pause the ad block.
37. When you open a website and they demand your subscription first thing.
38. When you're travelling in the metro and some jerk starts listening to music on their phone speaker.
39. When a group of slow-walking shitheads is walking ahead of you on a pavement and they won't make way for you to cross.
40. When you're trying to watch a video on YouTube and a minute-long unskippable ad pops up.
41. When you're trying to watch a video at work and the audio autoplays thus attracting everyone's attention to your time-theft.
42. When you're at a traffic signal and the second it turns green, the cars behind you start honking relentlessly.
43. When you're in a car and ALL the radio stations are playing shit real estate ads.
44. When you're enjoying a movie at a theatre and some stupid shit in front of you is texting on their phone.
45. When you're watching a play and some dickhead gets a phone call.
46. When you've been waiting your turn for a long time in an ATM line and when it's finally your turn, the machine runs out of cash.
47. When a kid starts screech-crying on a plane and NOBODY can shut them up.
48. When you're trying to get off a train or a metro but the idiots on the other side push you back in.
49. When the food delivery guy shows up with no change even though you specifically asked them to.
50. When the Uber driver calls you up to ask you for your location even though you fed it into the app while booking the cab.
51. When your Uber driver is a dick about your location being too far from where they are and suggests YOU to cancel the cab.
52. Washing hands in a fully wet sink and getting your pants wet.
53. When you're not having an exceptionally great morning but your annoying AF co-worker has decided to be chirpy.
54. When you're texting someone and in the middle of you typing a text, they decide to call.
55. When you're texting someone you're into and they leave you at seen.
56. When you text someone for some urgent business and they pretend like they never got your message even though you know it was delivered.
57. When you try to coordinate a get-together for weeks and one fucker backs out at the last moment.
58. When you tell a joke to group of friends and nobody notices but two minutes later someone else cracks the exact same joke and everybody cackles.
59. When you don't want to share your fries but someone takes some off your plate anyway WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION.
60. When someone walks into your room without knocking and then leaves the door open.
61. When some asswipe cuts a queue in front of you.
62. When the plane lands and everybody stands uncomfortably close to each other as if that'd make the deplaning process faster.
63. When some weird stranger chooses the seat right next to you instead of all the other empty ones.
64. When you just cannot land on the right filter for your Instagram photo.
65. When someone sends you a loooong and irrelevant Snapchat video.
66. When you're telling someone a well fleshed out story and they go, "Oh, I'm sorry were you talking to me?"
67. When you're not done making your point and someone interrupts you.
68. When someone is weirdly attached to a football club and talks about it like they've invested money in it personally.
69. When you find some bubble wrap that's already been popped.
70. When someone starts to tell you something and goes "Actually, never mind."
71. When someone talks about your favourite TV show as if they own it.
72. When some asshat blurts out a spoiler from your current favourite TV show.
73. When someone makes slurp sounds and says "Ah!" while having chai.
74. When you groggily walk out of your bedroom and your mom starts asking you questions or gives you chores to do.
75. When you are listening to something on your earphones but the people around you are too loud to be blocked out even at the highest volume.
76. When some random aunty or uncle mocks your age to dismiss your sensible argument.
77. When some know-it-all starts talking about a topic you know a lot more about.
78. When you're at your wits' end and someone tells you to "chill" or "calm your tits".
79. When a pesky kid is annoying you and you can't tell them to fucking behave because their parents will hate you forever.
80. When you accidentally pick up a network service provider call.
81. When a customer exec tries to sell you a loan and continues talking even after you tell them you're not interested.
82. When you're really into the movie you're watching but your friend starts chatting with you.
83. When someone owes you money and you have to remind them to pay you back more than once.
84. When you eat one side dish and all your friends suggest that the group splits the bill equally.
85. When you're added to a shitty family WhatsApp group you have no business being in.
86. When you get a flurry of "Good Morning" WhatsApp forwards from your elderly relatives.
87. When some idiot sends a sexist WhatsApp forward to you and pesters you to respond to it.
88. When a friend uploads a picture on Instagram and asks you to like it.
89. When someone hugs you and their sweaty armpit touches your shoulder or arm.
90. When someone sneezes or coughs without covering their mouths.
91. When someone tries to talk to you even though you have earphones in.
92. When you're just browsing at a shop and the salesman appears to ask you if you are looking for something specific.
93. When you enter a restaurant and the waiter seats you at a dirty table and then proceeds to clear it in front of you.
94. When you've got a hair strand on your tongue but you can't get it out at the first attempt.
95. When you get hiccups and water doesn't stop them.
96. When you are about to sneeze but it refuses to come out of your system and makes your nose itchy.
97. When someone yawns really loud.
98. When you're not in a state to be seen by the world and someone FaceTimes you.
99. When you step out after a hair wash and it starts raining.
100. When a video takes more than three seconds to buffer and then keeps pausing every two seconds.
101. When your mom drags you along to some stranger's family function even though you know no one there.