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Katrina Kaif Wants To Be A Part Of "Game Of Thrones" So I've Made Her A Resume That'd Help

I'm invested in this and you should be too.

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Last night, Katrina Kaif sent out a wish into the universe It was to be cast in Game of Thrones.

Think about it. Katrina would be perfect for GoT. *holds out index finger* she loves Jon Snow, *holds out thumb* being "moody and brooding" is her thing and *holds up the L sign* you are a loser if your opinion on this whole thing is that she can't do it.

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In case you're not entirely convinced, I've volunteered to help Katrina flesh out a resume to show at the next GoT auditions.

First of all, she would look GREAT with Jon Snow.

I'm still Team Dany + Jorah so Katrina can swoop in for Jon anytime.
Srishti Dixit's unparalleled Photoshop skills / Via HBO

I'm still Team Dany + Jorah so Katrina can swoop in for Jon anytime.

1. It'll be glorious to watch her ride one of the dragons.

Photoshop maverick Srishti Dixit / Via HBO

2. Because she would look GREAT with dragons.

Srishti Dixit's museum-worthy Photoshop art / Via

3. She doesn't take shit from men and honestly we can never have enough of those strong female characters in pop culture.

4. She is basically a superhuman. Look at her changing the game with no-hand pushups.

5. She's also a total goof so she'd fit right in with the rest of GoT cast who are also goofs behind the scenes.

6. She's pulled off action sequences in a number of her films so doing the same on GoT will be like taking a stroll in familiar territory for her.

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7. She can wield a sword now because she's been brushing up on her swashbuckling skills.

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8. And she'd be right at home with the rest of the baller cast.

Srishti Dixit a.k.a. Khaleesi of Photoshop / Via HBO

So @HBO, @GeorgeRRMartin, @GoTCastingDirector, @Khaleesi, @Jon, @Cersei, @Jaime, @Tyrion and @AnyoneWhoHasActualAuthorityToMakeItHappen, please hire Katrina for the final season of GoT. She won't let you down.


Also @everyone who'll @ me in the comments: I'm still waiting for my cheque from Katrina for writing this.