1. Every "group" photo of you looks like this:
2. You make all human interactions from a safe distance.
3. Your outfit choices are a giant giveaway.
4. You really, really just can't get on board with the whole hugging thing.
5. Or surprise romance.
6. Getting trapped in surprise hugs is the worst.
7. Holding hands ain't your scene.
8. You have shoved way too many people aside in a single lifetime, just to get your personal space.
9. When you are having a good hair day and you suddenly realise that your friends are gonna want to touch it.
10. People attempting to touch your face = NOPE.
11. When drunk friends physically cling to you and you can't even.
12. Your friends, after you have successfully evaded their group hug:
13. "Thank you for appreciating my accessorising skills. But stop touching my ear and back off now."
14. And your true friends are those who understand that you love them...even though you hate hugging or touching them.
