AIB's New Video Isn't Called "Suck It, Pahlaj Nihalani" But It Should Be
The heartwarming story of a girl. And her vagina. And her clit. Aaand her boobs. And her pubes and her anus and her uterus. And her fantasies. And her... Just watch it, trust me.
If you have a vagina and like to laugh, rejoice. AIB has teamed up with eminent funny folk Mallika Dua, Kaneez Surka, Sumukhi Suresh and more to bring us a delightful glimpse into women's reproductive drama.
Meet Priya and her best friends Vagayenti (her vagina), Clitika (her clitoris) and Geeta-Boobita (her breasts).
The conversation starts with Priya getting a pregnancy scare:
And a fight with Vagayenti ensues:
Priya accuses Vagayenti of inconveniencing her whenever she damn well pleases.
And Vagayenti begrudgingly removes her wig to show everyone what Priya did to her, for a man.
And Clitika tries to calm everyone down by reminding the warring factions of this absolute truth: besties before testies.
AIB's video couldn't have dropped at a more opportune time, with the CBFC denying certification to Lipstick Under My Burkha for being a "lady oriented... fantasy above life" and having "contanious [sic] sexual scenes” and “audio pornography”.
Everyone watch this video because it's hilarious (especially to women because everything about it rings true). I won't give Pahlaj Nihalani certification to watch this.
