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How Phoebe Buffay Are You?

"Phoebe. Great name." "You like that? You should hear my phone number."

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    You have a tragic history.
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    But you've overcome it and tend to pass it off as nothing.
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    However, you're not above using it to get the last scone.
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    You have a twin.
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    You live in New York City.
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    You have a small group of friends that you do almost everything with.
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    But you know that when the time comes, you'll put aside all friendships and outlive them all.
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    You write your own songs.
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    That you think are awesome but no one else seems to appreciate.
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    Yet you play them in a coffee house anyway.
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    You'd win in a fight against any of your friends.
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    You're a masseuse.
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    But you've also held an odd job here and there on the side.
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    Your friends think you're a little eccentric.
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    But they wouldn't have you any other way.
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    And even though you're flighty, they know you'll have their backs when it matters.
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    Unless, of course, screwing them over is to your benefit.
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    Or you just think it would be fun.
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    You don't know how to ride a bicycle.
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    You have/had a list of things you want(ed) to do by your thirtieth birthday.
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    You have your own way of doing things, which often seems unorthodox to others but usually works out in the end.
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    You believe in Karma.
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    And spirits.
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    But not evolution.
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    Or gravity.
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    You hate PBS.
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    And Pottery Barn.
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    You tend to develop a back story for everything and everyone.
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    Sometimes you can't distinguish between dreams and reality.
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    You play the guitar.
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    But don't know the proper names for the chords.
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    You love puppies.
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    And animals in general.
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    You're a vegetarian.
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    You're environmentally conscious.
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    You believe everyone and everything has a destiny it must fulfill.
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    You're more than willing to lie for your friends.
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    And carry the lie as far as it will go.
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    You have a fake name ready to hand out at a moment's notice.
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    You spend more time at your friends' places than your own.
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    You've dated two people at once.
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    And not been able to decide between them.
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    You've impersonated a cop.
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    You find Paul Rudd attractive.
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    You've kissed most of your friends at least once.
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    On the mouth.
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    You've considered having your name changed, just for the fun of it.
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    You don't care what people say about you.
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    Because you know that all that matters is how you see yourself.
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    And you think you're awesome.
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