If A Pillow Pet And A Snuggie Had A Child... This Would Be It

Feast your eyes on JAnimals. If you didn't catch this magical commercial during the Harry Potter marathon on ABC Family... what on earth were you doing!? Anyway, find a recap below:

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JAnimals are wearable stuffed animals.

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You can do a variety of dance moves and look extra cool when you're wearing JAnimals.

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You can wear them in the day or night. For an afternoon look, it's recommended you go with the more casual Zebra. When the sun goes down and you're ready to hit the club, spice it up with the giraffe, America's sexiest animal.

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You can comfortably do a variety of Bat Mitzvah party dances in JAnimals such as the Grapevine, Hustle, Cupid Shuffle, YMCA and Macarena. Wear Janimals to your next shindig to show everyone you're a true party animal.

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See how quickly this JAnimal goes from cat to a cat suit? If you're looking to make some extra money by dressing up and asking for tips in Times Square, this is the most portable way to transport your costume.

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Little Jimmy's mother didn't think he was ready for the responsibility that comes with a real dog, so she bought him dog JAnimals! The same amount of fun without the poop.

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Hang with your gal pal in your matching JAnimals. Nothing bonds two people like jumping on the bed in matching furry unicorn costumes.

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Want to stand out and really make your mark now that you're in high school? Grab a pair of JAnimals and dance like no one's watching (and thinking WTF..?)

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Wear JAnimals to the movies or when you're out hanging with friends and grocery shopping.

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When old ladies throw their banana peels on the ground and you slip like you're a competitor in Mario Kart, the Janimals will cushion your fall. Fashionable, functional and LIFE SAVING.

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Wanna be the hottest family at the local fair? Wear matching JAnimals. Literally, you will be so hot you'll probably pass out.

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Put your hands in the ayer, if you don't cayer...that you're wearing JAnimals.

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And JAnimals come in a variety of styles - zebra, giraffe, cat, dog...

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and unicorn? (This girl wasn't sure what to do when she read the script and it said "Move like your assigned animal")

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You can twerk in your JAnimals. {Miley Cyrus celebrity mouse edition coming soon.}

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The JAnimals website says they're for ages 5 - 105. Sorry 106-year-old that just shed a tear because this product is not meant for you, at least you get the Hoveround.

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More dancing. JAnimals allow you to let lose and be the person you were truly meant to be.

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Feeling a little ruff? Throw on a pair of JAnimals and you'll instantly feel Pawesome.

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So what are you waiting for? Watch the full commercial here and get the irresistible jingle stuck in your head for days.