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Moms are heralded for their organizational skills, but it's their improvisational skills that truly make them brilliant. Hey, Mom — you got this!
Actually somehow better for rolling snowballs.
To be fair, you also quit baseball after one practice like a week before.
Mom = genius. You became twice as rich on the lunch black market.
"WHO WANTS TO TRADE??"
Man, those steak tacos were delicious. But for some reason they reminded you of the Salisbury steak you had the night before...
They weren't old and irrelevant — they were retro! Side note: Who was that weird stretchy green guy, and why did he have a horse?
To be fair, it was extremely fun to then jump into a giant pile of leaves.
We see what you did there, and it was brilliant.
But really it couldn't compare to the amount of time your spit had been on her.
It was basically a dragon but without the fire hazard.
"Thanks for the notebook, Mom! But why does this say 'diary' on it?"