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20 Truths About Money According To Music

Whether raking in the dough or hollering for a dollar, you bank on these tracks in full. Ball on a budget with Spotify Premium – all the world's music for a mere $9.99 a month.

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1. It's the root of all evil today.

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2. Friday payday nights are guaranteed to be party-hopping, booty-shaking getdown times.

3. It sucks when you don't have enough to do something nice for your significant other.

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4. But when you need to get back in good graces, it's sometimes necessary to drop stacks.

5. It's the reason we exist. Everybody's knows it. It's a fact.

6. It rules everything around us.

7. But to some, money ain't even a thang.

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8. It gets you into VIP, no matter what it might be stashed in.

9. When money does grow on trees, it's the perfect place for shade.

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10. If you can't pay your bills, ladies are bound to be through with you.

11. It'll get you fancy wines, maid service, joyrides in high-end cars, and more contraband than you can stand... but that only gets you fake friends.

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12. Free things belong to the birds and bees. Money is what everyone really wants.

13. Sharing a dollar with someone who needs it will always make their day.

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14. But if you're greedy and grabbing for it, you're definitely gonna get shown the door.

15. When you do something out of love, you don't keep money on your mind.

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16. Armed robbery probably isn't the best way to "cut loose."

17. If you keep relying on your old man's money, you'll never be strong and it won't get you far.

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18. If she's working hard for it, you better treat her right.

19. A handful of things you could get if you had a million dollars: a house, a nice reliant automobile, a tricked-out tree fort, a fur coat (but not a real fur coat — that's cruel...).

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20. You're always as rich as you wish to be in your wildest dreams — those are always free!

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