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Which of the Children of the Corn are you?

Ever wondered which evil little cult person you are? Answer a few questions and find out if you are worthy of praising he who walks behind the rows.

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  1. Your bossy friend tells you to beat up an old gas station attendant in order to cleanse his soul. What do you do?

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    Me, kill? I'll stand back and let the others do the work.
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    I will kill him, but not because my friend told me to. I'll do it because it's right.
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    I could never kill anyone! Can we play monopoly instead?
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    I knew this was going to happen. My friend is bossy and is always pulling these stunts. I'll cover my eyes til it's over.
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    I have already run away at this point.
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    Verily, I will murder him so he may be clean.
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    Why does this guy need to be murdered?! Everybody just go home and calm down.
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    **stabbing noises**
  2. You have a really scary dream in which a reanimated corpse jumps up to scare you. When you wake up, how do you react?

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    I believe the Lord hath spoken to me.
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    Dreams don't mean anything. I go back to sleep even though I should be weirded out.
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    I draw a picture of what I saw because it probably means something.
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    Gee whiz! I can't believe I dreamed that! Usually I dream of puppies and stuff.
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    I do not tell anyone about my dream, even though I secretly believe it is a prophecy.
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    I hide under the covers, but it doesn't help.
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    I scream!
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    I tell my bossy friend about it and see what he thinks.
  3. What kind of vehicle would you like to drive?

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    I don't need a car. I can get anywhere on foot! Just try and stop me!
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    I don't like my big yellow car, but I'll drive it anyway.
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    I'd like to have a car my friends would want to ride in.
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    I drew this picture of a car.
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    Just your average car, please.
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    Something big that I can fit a lot of people in.
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    Whatever it is, someone else will be driving me around in it.
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    I want the same car as my friend, but in a flashier color.
  4. How do you feel about knives?

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    I pull my knife out of the sheath every chance I get
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    I don't need a knife. My loved ones will protect me.
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    There have been times when I needed a knife, but I morally object to them.
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    **holds up many knives**
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    I only use one when it is needed, like in a ceremony or to cut up some food.
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    I know what a knife looks like, but I don't know anything about using one.
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    Where I'm going, we don't need knives!
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    Woah! I'll just use a fork and spoon, thank you.
  5. You missed a day of class and didn't turn in your homework assignment on time. How do you try to get your teacher to allow you to turn in the work late?

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    I already have the work done, and I'm really nice. So, they'll probably just take it.
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    I offer to do extra chores. I am at the teacher's bidding!
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    I don't bother. That assignment was too easy and a waste of time anyway.
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    I get other people to beg with me. The teacher can't turn us all down!
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    I am so well spoken that it makes my teacher uncomfortable. Within a couple minutes, they won't be able to say no.
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    I will yell at my teacher until I get what in want.
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    I'll just transfer to a different class.
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    I will ask politely and smile really big. Positivity goes a long way!
  6. How do you like to spend a Saturday night?

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    Well, what's everyone else doing? I want to do that.
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    I try to get out of any plans so I can do my own thing
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    Playing a board game or listening to music.
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    I am really creative and will probably be making something based on my imagination.
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    I would like to do something loud and destructive. But of course it's not random activity, IT MEANS SOMETHING.
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    I will invite all my friends over and regale them with a bunch of folk tales and stories
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    I will probably be trying to help someone else with a project or activity.
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    I'm preparing for something important, like an interview.
  7. Describe your ideal date.

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    Netflix and kill
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    Doing something creative together, like attending a dance class or making cookies
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    I do not need a date or companionship. Only the total devotion of my friends.
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    We would drive around in the county listening to bad talk radio
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    Whatever my date wants to do
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    Whatever we do, if I don't like it I will ditch them.
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    I would want to do something that involves a crowd
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    Let's get a milkshake and talk about our childhood.
  8. You've been summoned for jury duty. How do you reapond?

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    I will do my duty as needed.
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    I plan to sway the other jurors to agree with me. It won't be hard.
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    This is ridiculous. I don't have time for this. It won't go fast enough
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    I hope the crime isn't too violent! I don't have much of a stomach for that stuff.
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    Whatever this trial is about, I'm sure the crime was just.
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    I can get out of this. Watch me!
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    I think I will like jury duty. I like working with others.
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    I will do it, but I feel like I will know if they are guilty right away. The other jurors will probably agree with me.
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