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11 Daily Truths Even SpongeBob SquarePants Knows

Absorbent and porous and truthful is he! Brought to you by The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, in theaters February 6!

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1. Waking up is probably going to be the hardest, most emotional part of your day.

2. No matter how hard you try, looking into your closet and deciding what to wear is always overwhelming.

3. You're always going to forget something when you leave the house.

4. There will forever be one jam that gets you through your early-morning commute.

5. The majority of your day involves awkward interactions and accidental embarrassments...

6. ...and then you end up feeling like the whole world is laughing at you.

7. Your day isn't complete until you've dealt with a close talker, a loud talker, or a close-AND-loud talker.

8. The one time you don't bring a sweater is when it suddenly gets FREEZING.

9. And the one day you don't wear clean underwear is the day you totally should've.

10. No matter what you plan for dinner, you're most likely gonna eat cereal in your underwear.

11. And finally, falling asleep is like going to a wonderful, sleepy party.

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