After Tom Riddle was killed and Merope died, there aren't many options for Voldecat. Will you help the dark lord?
Violent rhetoric can no longer be ignored.
"You're Beautiful" singer James Blunt is a bit more of a BAMF than originally thought.
Peter Jackson didn't really give him the directions that he needed.
This will work every time. Our brain is fantastically weird.
Also, he now calls himself "King Hammer."
Oh boy. Just a few days after the infamous stomping incident the Kentucky Democrats made this blistering ad.
So Fox is jabbering about Obama's cozy relationship with the media when one guy calls them on their own relationships with the Republicans. Hilarious awkwardness ensues.
First the Katy Perry fiasco, now this?
Well, this tops my list for unexpected mashups for the week. Who'd have thought Nirvana was so danceable? Ole!
Seeing as today be such a special occasion, I thought I'd give you land lubbers a little treat. Some of me favorite pirates! Add your own!
I bet it isn't Twilight...
The internet just had a collective pregnant. Colbert and Stewart are holding competing rallies on October 30th. ROADTRIP!!!
Cee Lo Green's "Fuck You" performed by the Brown University Jabberwocks. I miss college.
I don't even know. Is this terrible or awesome parenting?
That'll do Bob, that'll do.
Some things sicken me...
"This specimen mounted by the Jonas Brothers"
He's like a creepy version of the Old Spice Guy. Nice abs though...
A random dude just messaged me, and I felt like sharing. Anybody got a clever comeback to message him back with before I block him?
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