I think drugs made Crystal look a tad less uglier. Just sayin.
What a burn
Response to 10 Mind-Blowingly Disturbing And Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories Surrounding The Sandy Hook Shooting:
The school shooting was totally real, trust me I was a 5 year old that day and I got killed with 1 bullet, then I turned into 4 other children and some old lady who exists only in the news stories.
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