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11 Mannequins That Are So Officially Over It

Life in plastic isn't actually that fantastic

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This one rolling her eyes SO hard at this wind machine

"Ugottabekiddinme"
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"Ugottabekiddinme"

This one who let her human boyfriend do her makeup.

"He's hopeless, but he built me from car parts in his garage, so like, I don't care, it's fine."
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"He's hopeless, but he built me from car parts in his garage, so like, I don't care, it's fine."

"How bad is it?"

"You know what? Don't tell me."
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"You know what? Don't tell me."

There's this one that has to style her own wigs

"I had to buy this brush myself."
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"I had to buy this brush myself."

Or these ones that went through all of this

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To wind up looking like this

"I was going for 'Felicity.' "
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"I was going for 'Felicity.' "

There's this one who has learned to settle with what life has dealt her

"How did I end up here? Where did I go wrong?"
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"How did I end up here? Where did I go wrong?"

And then there's her, who has broken just about everything

Including her spirit.
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Including her spirit.

We have these ones that prove that 2 heads are better than 1

But actually not really... not really at all.
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But actually not really... not really at all.

And this former fashion doll who left it all for the Bohemian liftstyle

"my name's Dirt Flower now."
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"my name's Dirt Flower now."

oh, this one who is hanging on by a THREAD

kinda Joan Crawford-esque, no?
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kinda Joan Crawford-esque, no?

And then there's him- who is so over it his face has actually left

and yet, I'm still very attracted to him. bye
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and yet, I'm still very attracted to him. bye

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