Some people like sex. Other people like pooping. However, sex and poop don't mix well together.
(Unless you're into that sort of thing. Hey, I'm not here to kink-shame.)
Maybe you got Chipotle with your partner and randomly decided to have anal sex for the first time that night, resulting in a shit explosion in the bedroom.
Perhaps your one-night stand drunkenly fingered the ~wrong hole~, releasing a spew of poop from your butt and then a chain reaction of vomit from your mouths.
Or maybe you wanted to eat your boyfriend out, but he took a chance on a fart and accidentally sharted in your mouth.
