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Posted on Jul 31, 2017

Tell Us Your Funniest Sex + Poop Horror Story

Sex and poop don't mix.

Some people like sex. Other people like pooping. However, sex and poop don't mix well together.

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(Unless you're into that sort of thing. Hey, I'm not here to kink-shame.)

Maybe you got Chipotle with your partner and randomly decided to have anal sex for the first time that night, resulting in a shit explosion in the bedroom.

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Perhaps your one-night stand drunkenly fingered the ~wrong hole~, releasing a spew of poop from your butt and then a chain reaction of vomit from your mouths.

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Or maybe you wanted to eat your boyfriend out, but he took a chance on a fart and accidentally sharted in your mouth.

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Hey, shit happens! Tell us your worst sex + poop experience via the DropBox below, and you could be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post or video!