1. New books
It's basically like freshly printed paper, but multiplied by 200 (or more!).
2. Old books
Must, water damage, and crumbling bindings only add character.
3. Puppies
Whether it's their soft heads or Frito-y paws, puppies are what happiness smells like.
4. Play-Doh
Smells so good you'll want to eat it. (Note to the curious: It's super salty.)
5. New car
Mmm, factory-fresh chemicals. Unless you have a Jetta, which smells like crayons.
6. Cinnabon
In the words of Louis CK: "It's a sticky hot bun, and it comes with a little tub of jizzy hot syrup."
7. Freshly cut grass
This guy knows. Bonus if it's mixed with the tingly scent of diesel in your nostrils.
8. Gasoline
Speaking of fumes, can we get "gas station" as a room spray?
9. Rubber cement
Not to be huffed, obviously, but merely residually enjoyed when creating Tyra Mail.
10. Kettle corn
A sweeter take on what is usually just a vehicle for salt and butter.
11. Margaritas
Only on the way down, not the way up.
12. Thanksgiving dinner
Would you like a side of family dysfunction with your turkey, potatoes, gravy, and cranberries?
13. Campfire
The smell seeps into your clothes and hair so much that you can relive the toasty memories from the night before.
14. S'mores
Best smelled next to the aforementioned crackling campfire.
15. Sex and candy
Sounds sticky.
16. Permanent marker
What he said.
17. Whoppers
Feast your eyes...and nose.
18. Leather
Ever walked into a cowboy-boots store? It's where dreams come true.
19. Money
Smells like payday.
20. Matchsticks
For maximum enjoyment, light outside of a stinky bathroom.
21. Thunderstorms
Pavement has never smelled better.
22. Bleach
Few things give off as satisfying an aroma as sterility.
23. Olive Garden breadsticks
No one cares about you, salad. It's the buttery yeast we're after.
24. Cigars
Plus, they make you look badass.
25. Baby
Eau de adorable with a hint of Johnson & Johnson, anyone?
26. Mom's homemade cooking
Sorry, all significant others: Mom's cooking will always trump your culinary attempts.
27. Funnel cake
Memories of ferris wheels and sticky fingers.
28. Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland
The only time the odor of swashbucklers will make you nostalgic.
29. Ponies
They're half the size of regular horses, so that means they smell twice as good, right?
30. My Little Ponies
Sweet and powdery, just like childhood.
31. Tennis-ball can
Sports and compressed air are what dreams are made of, y'all.
32. Christmas presents
It'll be tough to bottle the scent of wrapping paper and the promise that is Christmas morning, but it can be done.
33. And Beyoncé
What does Beyoncé smell like, you ask? Three dozen of the rarest white roses, picked fresh from a bush growing beside a calm stream where a baby deer bathes every night at dusk.
