Because, kid, you need to learn about love and sacrifice.

Because you won't always know how to show your feelings.

Because you'll need to learn how to really kiss someone.

Because sometimes you can't grow old with the one you love.

Because six months is a long time, but forever is even longer.

Because love knows no occupation.

Because you’ll do anything for the person of your dreams, which includes cross-dressing.

Because you'll go to the ends of the earth (or galaxy) for the one you love.

Because you'll have friends, and you'll have lovers. Sometimes it'll be hard to distinguish between the two.

Because if you hide your feelings for too long, it might be too late.

Because you’re going to get stuck in at least one love triangle.

Because you can't always choose your soulmate.

Because all's fair in [brotherly] love and war.

Because if Woody Allen can find romance, so can you.

Because love is not determined by money.

Because there are consequences to everything.

Because still waters run deep.

Because blind dates occasionally work out.

Because you'll need to be a good judge of character.

Because you'll fight for the one you love.

Because temptation is everywhere.

Because you shouldn't forget your first love.

Because you should abandon your bachelor lifestyle sooner rather than later.

Because sometimes you need a reminder that no one will feel lost or lonely forever.

Because love is life's most difficult adventure.

Because you might fall for your best friend.

Because you'll need a guide to finding a relationship... and inadvertently yourself, too.

Because you never know when you'll have to fake it.