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13 NSFW Sex Jokes That'll Make You Feel So Freaking Gross

I need a shower.

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the dirtiest jokes they've ever heard. Here are the hilarious and cringeworthy results.

1. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey?

2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

3. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?

—Andrew White, Facebook

4. What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?

—Becky Sullivan Sheldon, Facebook

5. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?

—Justin MF Peterson, Facebook

6. What happened to Pinocchio when he was masturbating?

7. What does a 90-year-old vagina taste like?

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8. What does Popeye’s dick smell like?

9. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

10. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

11. What’s green and eats nuts?

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12. What’s red and has seven dents in it?

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13. And... What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?

—Kerry King-Neale, Facebook

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UPDATE

Two jokes that appeared in a previous version of this post have been removed to reflect BuzzFeed’s editorial standards.

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