15 Dirty Christmas Jokes Guaranteed To Put You On The Naughty List
Ho, ho, ho.
We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dirtiest Christmas joke they could think of. Here are the naughty results.

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1. Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
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Submitted by ericdynamic83.
2. Why does Santa go through the chimney?
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Submitted by jeremiahl4bb5b8d77.
3. Why does Santa land on the roof?
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Submitted by Christyp418.
4. What is Santa’s motto?
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Submitted by Joellav.
5. Why doesn’t Santa have any kids of his own?
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Submitted by Suriellsr.
6. Why is Santa always so jolly?
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Submitted by Amber Albert (Facebook).
7. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
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Submitted by Dmitry Zaitsev (Facebook).
8. What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun?
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Submitted by Stephanie Laliberte (Facebook).
9. Why does Mrs. Claus always hope for a white Christmas?
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Submitted by Jonathan Tollin (Facebook).
10. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies?
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Submitted by Megan Gunning (Facebook).
11. Why do elves laugh when they run?
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Submitted by Savannah Quiroz (Facebook).
12. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
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Submitted by KaylaYandoli.
13. Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
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Submitted by kristins4229ff1df.
14. What do the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common?
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Submitted by MrSwearword.
15. Why did Santa kick Raggedy Ann out of the present bag?
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Submitted by lostinhere.