The BuzzFeed Community recently asked its Twitter followers to tell them their Valentine's Day plans.
TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS
Here's proof that their Valentine's Day is better than yours.
1. "I'm going to eat chocolate and drink beer, like a proper lady."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed IM GOING TO EAT CHOCOLATE AND DRINK BEER LIKE A PROPER LADY
2. "My cat and I haven't decided yet."
“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” my cat and I haven't decided yet
3. "I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed
4. "Eating all the pizza rolls in my house."
“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” eating all the pizza rolls in my house
5. "Mixing whiskey and gin in inexplicable ways."
Mixing whiskey & gin in inexplicable ways. RT @BuzzFeed: RT @BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS
6. "Gym, Netflix, self pity."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed Gym, Netflix, self pity.
7. "Eating my feelings."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed eating my feelings 💘
8. "Choking the chicken with my own tears."
Choking the chicken with my own tears @BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed
9. "Sit at home, eat chocolate, and cry."
"@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS" sit at home eat chocolate and cry
10. "Watch The Omen and wear all black to celebrate."
Watch "The Omen" + wear all Black to celebrate. RT @BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS.
11. "Ice cream and tears."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed ice cream and tears
12. "The Fault In Our Stars and candy my mom bought me."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed the fault in our stars and candy my mom bought me
13. "Sleep, music, and food. All day."
“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” Sleep, Music, and Food. ALL DAY
14. "Jerk off all day and night."
@BuzzFeeders jerk off all day and night
15. "Eating pizza in the shower and watching American Psycho."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed eating pizza in the shower and watching #americanpsycho
16. "Non-dairy frozen dessert."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed
17. "Fapping, mostly."
@BuzzFeeders Fapping mostly
18. "Netflix, frozen pizza, and an ice cream sundae bigger than my head."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed netflix, frozen pizza, and an ice cream sundae bigger than my head.
19. "Sit in my pants, watching Netflix, and drinking this wine all to myself."
@BuzzFeeders @Buzzfeed sit in my pants watching Netflix and drinking this wine all to myself.
20. "Tacos."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed tacos
21. "Burn a Fifty Shades of Grey book."
@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed burn a fifty shades of grey book
22. "I plan to rage. And by that I mean 'eat the entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.'"
@BuzzFeeders for Valentine's Day I plan to rage. And by that I mean THE ENTIRE BAG OF COOL RANCH DORITOS.
23. And "Consuming alcohol and bathing in the blood of my enemies."
"@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS" consuming alcohol and bathing in the blood of my enemies