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23 People Who Are Having A Better Valentine's Day Than You

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The BuzzFeed Community recently asked its Twitter followers to tell them their Valentine's Day plans.

1. "I'm going to eat chocolate and drink beer, like a proper lady."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed IM GOING TO EAT CHOCOLATE AND DRINK BEER LIKE A PROPER LADY

katja@actual_katjaFollow

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed IM GOING TO EAT CHOCOLATE AND DRINK BEER LIKE A PROPER LADY

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. "My cat and I haven't decided yet."

“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” my cat and I haven't decided yet

TFGfour@TFG411Follow

“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” my cat and I haven't decided yet

12:56 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. "I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."

4. "Eating all the pizza rolls in my house."

“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” eating all the pizza rolls in my house

bambino gambino@papimarcelloFollow

“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” eating all the pizza rolls in my house

12:49 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. "Mixing whiskey and gin in inexplicable ways."

Mixing whiskey & gin in inexplicable ways. RT @BuzzFeed: RT @BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS

Jelly@GuesswhozbizacFollow

Mixing whiskey & gin in inexplicable ways. RT @BuzzFeed: RT @BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. "Gym, Netflix, self pity."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed Gym, Netflix, self pity.

Vicki@vickis12345Follow

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed Gym, Netflix, self pity.

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. "Eating my feelings."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed eating my feelings 💘

8. "Choking the chicken with my own tears."

Choking the chicken with my own tears @BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed

Justin@GoodAtDrinkingFollow

Choking the chicken with my own tears @BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. "Sit at home, eat chocolate, and cry."

"@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS" sit at home eat chocolate and cry

han @DlSHUMANlSEFollow

"@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS" sit at home eat chocolate and cry

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. "Watch The Omen and wear all black to celebrate."

Watch "The Omen" + wear all Black to celebrate. RT @BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS.

Le'Keith.@iamlekeithFollow

Watch "The Omen" + wear all Black to celebrate. RT @BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS.

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. "Ice cream and tears."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed ice cream and tears

12. "The Fault In Our Stars and candy my mom bought me."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed the fault in our stars and candy my mom bought me

Jordan@ptvjordannFollow

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed the fault in our stars and candy my mom bought me

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. "Sleep, music, and food. All day."

“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS” Sleep, Music, and Food. ALL DAY

Joshua@Bucklin95Follow

“@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS”
Sleep, Music, and Food. ALL DAY

12:55 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. "Jerk off all day and night."

@BuzzFeeders jerk off all day and night

15. "Eating pizza in the shower and watching American Psycho."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed eating pizza in the shower and watching #americanpsycho

a-train@alisonbsinclairFollow

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed eating pizza in the shower and watching #americanpsycho

12:57 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. "Non-dairy frozen dessert."

17. "Fapping, mostly."

18. "Netflix, frozen pizza, and an ice cream sundae bigger than my head."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed netflix, frozen pizza, and an ice cream sundae bigger than my head.

katie ✌️@tbhtho_Follow

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed netflix, frozen pizza, and an ice cream sundae bigger than my head.

1:00 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. "Sit in my pants, watching Netflix, and drinking this wine all to myself."

@BuzzFeeders @Buzzfeed sit in my pants watching Netflix and drinking this wine all to myself.

waldeinsamkeit@Iona_cgFollow

@BuzzFeeders @Buzzfeed sit in my pants watching Netflix and drinking this wine all to myself.

1:04 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. "Tacos."

21. "Burn a Fifty Shades of Grey book."

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed burn a fifty shades of grey book

(ง'̀-'́)ง fight me@tacosaucFollow

@BuzzFeeders @BuzzFeed burn a fifty shades of grey book

1:29 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. "I plan to rage. And by that I mean 'eat the entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.'"

@BuzzFeeders for Valentine's Day I plan to rage. And by that I mean THE ENTIRE BAG OF COOL RANCH DORITOS.

benjamin kjos@Benjamin_DFollow

@BuzzFeeders for Valentine's Day I plan to rage. And by that I mean THE ENTIRE BAG OF COOL RANCH DORITOS.

12:47 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. And "Consuming alcohol and bathing in the blood of my enemies."

"@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS" consuming alcohol and bathing in the blood of my enemies

Erin@E_Rooney96Follow

"@BuzzFeeders: TELL US YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS" consuming alcohol and bathing in the blood of my enemies

1:01 PM - 14 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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