1. This totally valid thought:
2. This reminder that TV is more important than the gym:
3. The Titanic theory everyone has:
4. You, when you think of a good joke:
5. This super relatable moment:
6. Your true first child:
7. ~Adulthood~:
8. This cat burrito:
9. This angry rope:
10. This unrealistic standard for women:
11. You, if your life was narrated:
12. This garbage tweet:
13. This hot dog:
14. This subtle illusion:
15. Lettuce head:
16. This constant letdown:
17. Ageless Paul Rudd:
18. And this sad truth:
