You can't argue that flight attendants and pilots have incredibly difficult, tiring, and wild jobs.

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And that means they probably have a bunch of juicy secrets and stories that the rest of us are dying to know.

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For example, maybe you've been a flight attendant for years and want to reveal the truth about the dirtiest parts of the plane...like those complimentary pillows and blankets, which are apparently never washed.

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Perhaps you're a pilot and tell all of your friends and family to NEVER drink the coffee on board because the water comes from the same system that's used for the toilets.

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That's what Reddit user GoHomePig claims: "Pilot here. Don't drink the coffee. The water comes from the onboard system that has the fill port right next to the port the lavatories are drained from. The water system routinely fails E. coli checks."
Heck, maybe you have a juicy story about catching some passengers who were trying to join the ~Mile High Club~, and you're absolutely dying to tell someone about it.

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Or maybe you're thinking of something else entirely! Use the comments below (or this Google Form if you want to be anonymous) to tell us the wildest secrets and stories from your experience while working on planes!

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