Remember "Cotton-Eye Joe," your favorite middle school dance song?
Well, the song is actually about STDs, according to Urban Dictionary.
"If it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago."
"Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton-eye Joe?"
He brought disaster wherever he went,The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent.They all ran away so nobody would know,and left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe.
Just think about all of those school dances and Kidz Bop albums that featured this song.