1.
Hello, chair. You seem confused.
2.
You haven't quite been yourself lately.
3.
You had one job, and this certainly isn't it.
4.
See? No. You don't sit on things, chair. Things sit on you.
5.
You're still doing it wrong, chair.
6.
OK, really? You're just gonna give up?
7.
YOU AREN'T EVEN GONNA TRY?
8.
CHAIR, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
9.
You literally are failing at everything.
10.
EVERYTHING. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?
11.
Chair, be honest. This is a safe space. Do you need to talk to someone?
12.
Because, no offense, you seem to be having an identity crisis.
13.
You're shutting people out, chair.
14.
And I hate to break it to you, but everyone is starting to hate you a little.
15.
Chair, you're acting like a ruler, and it's pissing some people off.
16.
Nobody even knows what to do with you anymore.
17.
Screw you, chair. It's over.
