"I barfed in front of Dolly Parton because she passed by me on a carriage."
Are you smart enough to understand them?
We all have one!
*looks like I'm 12 when I'm a senior in high school*
Make me LOL.
Why does everyone have perfect skin?!
Wow... everyone has been in Law & Order.
"That has sort of an oaky afterbirth."
Did you know that Lenny Kravitz and Al Roker are cousins?
There are so many to choose from.
"My aunt poisoned my grandma to get her inheritance."
Mr. Rogers never threw away a single drawing or letter that a child sent to him.
Yes, Emma Stone was on Disney Channel.
Well, at least they tried.
This will make you feel better about yourself.
*Steve Harvey reaction GIF*